ROD

Ride Or Die
A dependable person, someone that you can depend on and who is always there for you when you need them to be there for you.
'Dude, you are literally my ROD/ R.O.D. you are literally like the absolute best'
by Sage H October 14, 2018
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Ride Or Die

A dependable person, someone that you can depend on and who is always there for you when you need them to be there for you.
'Dude, you are literally my ROD/ R.O.D. you are literally like the absolute best'
by Sage Hansen June 04, 2019
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Retarded Overreaction Dissorder (ROD) is a mental disorder characterized by people over reactiving over simple problems that could be fixed with a four letter word.

OCD is the most common mental disorder and is diagnosed nearly as often as being blonde, a women, and alcoholism.
Guy 1: "That guy just looked at me, he's going to get it now, I am going to break his face!"
Guy 2: "You have ROD"
Guy 1: "fuck"
Guy 2: "there yeah go"
by Doctor Crusty Pimple, MD March 29, 2010
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ROD

(1)
Rape
On
Demand
(2)A dick
(3)A simple stick that has been carved into a slim shape with a knife
(4)A fishing rod
(1)I WANT YOU TO RAPE ME NOW!!!
(2)Oh wow what a big rod you have there...
(3)nice rod you have can i try it out?
(4)awesome new fishing rod, Vick, let's go try it out shall we?
by Bloody Scythe March 17, 2009
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(Roll Over Desk) when a person is sitting at a desk and their stomach rolls over the desk. a spin off of ROB (Roll Over Belt
Dam Alexsandra, your ROD is almost touching the keyboard
by Rob G'z September 03, 2008
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rodded

When someone dominates another in any way, shape or form. Same thing as getting Owned.
Sarah got rodded hard by Brandon last night.
by B-Ran February 27, 2005
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A Rod is a man who is first-rate. Although he sometimes takes a little while to get to know, that is part of his charm and he is worth it. He will be someone you desire as a friend for life. Rods are thoughtful, protective, kind, always ready to help. They are an amazing combination of sensitivity and strength. They are great listeners. Family is extremely important. Never arrogant or proud, wisdom and humbleness are his key traits. Attractive on the inside and out. Rods possess a great sense of humor (mixed with an ornery teasing side) and can make you laugh until your sides hurt. If have found a Rod, handle with care. You have found a needle in a haystack - a treasure of infinite worth.
You found a Rod? You should be so lucky!
by mtbow June 19, 2013
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