portugeese

geese found only in portugal and is now on the endangered list it was never actully seen though

when we went to portugal we were attacked by portugeese

by projekt kielbasa January 11, 2009

Portugeese

The true identity of the "Portuguese", inhabitants of Portugal. The Portugeese are geese disguised as humans. They are cool, if you treat them well. You might hear them honk, if you're lucky.

Me: Hey, dude, are you Portugeese?
Also me: Honk yeah.

by franf the carrot September 15, 2019

portugeese breakfast

when a man inserts certain breakfast items into a womans vagina

" i had a portugeese breakfast last night, courtesy of my boyfriend."
'

by gooentak February 26, 2007

portugeese breakfast

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and cracks two eggs and oils the woman's behind with hands and penis and when the booty is nice and oily resume anal sex.
(also may include one of the partners simutaniously 69 a Pinata lol)

My girl was feeling kind of kinky, and asked me to treat her to a portugeese breakfast.

by kz424 January 7, 2008

portugeese leg licker

Something to randomly shout oud during a class of some sort.

"portugeese leg licker!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Chinavide February 15, 2018