Person 1: *Cracks the toilet in half with a massive dump* I just had a poop smelly
Person 2: What the f*** bro, *goes blind and deaf*
Person 2: What the f*** bro, *goes blind and deaf*
by Meetus098 February 4, 2019
A large tuft of unkempt anal pubic hairs that can be found clustered around a filthy anus. (Most often these mops are chock-full of dingleberries) they are known to help clean shit off of a penis (or object) that has been removed from a stinky, shit riddled asshole.
by Hugh Jayniss January 31, 2016