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The practice of substituting a pontoon crossing for a bridge

If not for the pontoontitution of the Antonivska bridge, the Russians would not have been able to flee Kherson

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Pontoontitution

Action of replacing a bridge with a pontoon. Can be temporary or not. Was often used by the Russian when short of a bridge.

Well, now that there are holes in our only bridge, let's do a pontoontitution. (General Surovikin, 2023)

Pontoontitution by PruneArmy November 9, 2024

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