Piglet

The sordid and, obviously, pink creature of wierdly non-porcine origins, in A.A.Milne's "Winnie the Pooh." A baby kangaroo, Piglet often gets himself into confusing situations, like being stranded in trees when it's raining, if I am remembering my English childhood correctly.
My uncle, a civil engineer from New Delhi, was a contract worker for the Iraqi government in the mid 1980s. He once visited us in the UK, and insisted on taking me and my sister to Harrods. My sister immediately chose a high-quality Piglet, complete with green corduroy onesie. Actually, writing this example makes me realize that Piglet was not a baby kangaroo at all. He was an actual piglet. Sorry about that. Back to Harrods. I believe I selected a white mohair jumper that I wore on special occasions, such as Dorcas Day, throughout my adolescent years. It is difficult to explain what Dorcas Day is.
by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 14, 2008
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Piglet

A person so lacking in penis legnth that it actually looks like a clit.
Man, your penis is so small that i mistook you for a girl, you fucking piglet.
by TastyButterButt August 01, 2006
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Piglet

a miniture terd filled with cheese and served as an orderve
Oh godness, Jonathon, these piglets are just marvelous!
by Max and Bobby November 20, 2010
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Any person who preforms a job similar to a police officer but has considerably less authority (i.e. Security Guards, Mall Cops, Rent-a-cops, etc.)
"Theres a piglet harassing kids by the mall's food court"
by D-Town_Vicious January 06, 2010
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A perverted little thing, with triangular ears. Gender unknown. Married to Rihanna, and loves chocolate. Has 400 kids. He eats toes, and hates mars. Favorite ride: blender. Never does what he's told: Naughty thing. Best friend of Pooh Bear, but secretly wants to kill him and is plotting to take over the hundred acre woods!
Hello, my name is Pervy piglet, with chocolate on him.

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A small boy or girl between the ages of 4-12 that has an excess of fatty material around the facial and abdomen areas
Person A: Yeah my sister eats a lot of cake
Person B: You know your sister is a piglet
by Dr Mark May 04, 2005
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The act of mistaking female sexual organs for a toilet. Once the urine begins to be noticed by the female, to complete the act the male must pull out and blame the female for peeing on him. This act can be done in both heterosexual and homosexual relationships
Male:Oh my god did you just pee on me?
Female: What
(Male leaves)
(Later)
Male:(talking to buddy) Got here on the piglet.
Male 2: Well Played
by 1290938477745 July 11, 2008
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