A song by Billy Joel about why we live our lives the way we do.
The piano sounds like a carnival
and the microphone smells like a beer
They sit and the bar and put bread in my jar
and say 'Man, what are you doing here?'

Piano man.
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Piano Man ain't about Long Island faggots!!!!!
It's about L.A. you stupid conservative wannabe-Bronxite assholes!!!!
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A Nic-Name For The GREATEST Singer/Songwriter Ever Billy Joel
Billy Joel is well know by meny of his fans as (The) Piano Man.
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The signature song (and nickname) of the American musician Billy Joel.
Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man
Sing us a song tonight

We're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright
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A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.
For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.
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A character in a murder mystery game who dies as a result of, most likely, poisoning. Alias- Dennis Chase. Also guilty of anal rape.
Dennis Chase, the Piano Man, ass raped me when I was leaning in my car to get my cigarettes!
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