A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
The things that we all are stuck in until we drop it, slamming it on the ground in pointless rage, and text our friends on. After that we begin to watch memes because when life comes at you, damn you gotta hide your depression with memes.
by robotb6 February 19, 2018
Something used to communicate that seems to be replaced and forgotten by instant messanging programs.
by If only you'd know May 28, 2004
Object low lifes use while pondering what to do with their day while trying to contact the friends they dont have that are already partying it up without them.
by Katie gay June 12, 2010
a device used for many things, Mostly people who are a bit older than a kid uses them but in this generation almost everyone has one. Can be used to call people, message, play games, watch videos ect.
Sammy: hey did you see viktoria has a phone now?
Viktoria: wow lucky I want that new phone I heard that you can play more games on it
Viktoria: wow lucky I want that new phone I heard that you can play more games on it
by WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE?44556677 March 06, 2018
1.)An appliance used for communication between two or more people not within talking range.
2.)Used as a substitution for 'call'
2.)Used as a substitution for 'call'
1.) Telemarketer: "Hello, If you would give me a minute to tell you about our new offer-" You: *shoots phone*
2.) "I have to phone Catelyn!"
2.) "I have to phone Catelyn!"
by Freak Obscene April 17, 2004
by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019