Nuts

Not up to speed.

Jim: Hey did you see what happened to Eddie?
Dwight: uh no, I'm not up to speed in Stranger Things, nuts.

by uvogin July 17, 2022

Nuts

#1 Food
#2 Balls

#1 I ate some tasty nuts the other day yum i love pistachios

#2 frick dang bich I got hit in the nuts with the soccer ball!!!!

by dhar woman June 01, 2022

Nuts

The crunchy ball like shaved things u eat everyday. Some smell bad and are bigger than the others. They all taste different but has its own unique ability. Some can be punched, some can be grabbed, some can be crushed, some can be small and some can be big. Nuts grow from a variety of beings and not all of them are gud nuts.

deez nuts

by Dr. Memeology November 03, 2020

Nuts

1) What a squirrel eats
2) What a guy diving into an alligator pit is
3) What standing with only 4 men against the whole German army is
4) What a cannibal eats (Ouch)

Confucious Say: Man who stick penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts (Double meaning)

by Survivor Fan August 17, 2004

Nuts

Description of something that is unbelievable, crazy, and something that person should never do again.

Joe wearing his wife beater to that wedding is absolutely nuts.

by Déjame comer tu culo mami April 29, 2019

Nuts

A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."

Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.

HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!

Willo: Here's your nuts.

Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only

me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp

food Mon!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 07, 2009

Nuts

Meaning "crazy", in the "really good!" sense.
When someone does something insanely good.

*Person A clutches the round (wins).
Person B: Duuude your nuts!!!

by YeaEverythingIsOkay! March 28, 2015