Nonce

That guy in the van is a nonce
by Poo86 December 27, 2018
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Nonce

a person who perves on little girls and loves to talk and touch them . They also get exited when ever they see a young girl
“Nah g why is rhys such a nonce”
Honestly he perved on me for 3 months”
by Suckyourmumsie.com June 05, 2019
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Nonce

1.) Slang term for a person who has committed crimes of a sexual nature, particularly pedophilia, esp. in the United Kingdom. Comes from the acronym used in prisons to describe said individuals: Not On Normal Communal Exercise. Also used occasionally as a general insult, regardless of the tendencies of the person to whom the word is applied.

2). Also, somewhat obscurely, a term meaning 'the present or particular occasion.'
1). 'Ere, this nonce pedobear is in for right ear-boxing if 'e don't stay away from the main prison population.

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Ay, mate, what say you lend a chap 5 quid, eh? No? Oh, what a right nonce you are!

2). I say old chap, it appears that I have been incarcerated because pedophilia is rather illegal for the nonce. Fortunately for sexual deviants, the legislation is becoming more and more lenient as time goes by in good old Great Britain.
by YellowBanshee August 04, 2007
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Nonce

Big Srroking Facking Nonce
by Best Roadman In The World February 28, 2017
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Nonce

Jack said "GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH ON THE RAILWAY CONNOR BINNINGTON, YOU STUPID NONCE!!"
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Nonce

Guy 1 -“she looks fit”
Guy 2- “she looks 15”
Guy 1- “you think?”
Guy 2-“fuck me who are you? Stephen tries? You nonce!”
by Someone0187 December 29, 2018
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Nonce

A Nonce is another word for pedo in the UK. This word is usually used by chavs and old people.
by thereallegend27 February 05, 2017
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