Nobbing

When you have a bad day at work, you take home a photo of your boss. Fire up a pornado and ejaculate on to the photo.

That clown drove me so stupid I took home their photo, fired up the pornado and left them with a forehead of nobbing

by Wingaz November 07, 2019

Nob-Nob

A Boy Who Is Gay Likes Dick or A Girl Who Is Straight Likes Dick Nob-Dick

Boy: I Like Dick Girl: I Like Dick Too Random Person: Your Both Nob-Nob's

by Multicoloured February 27, 2007

nob

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.

Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob." Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob." Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.

by Zaarin2007 November 18, 2007

nobbing

Nobbing is another word for sexual relations

Dude we were nobbing all night

by Russ April 19, 2003

nob

A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.

1. That guy is such a nob! 2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?

by Vikas Shah July 02, 2002

Nob

A nob is British slang for a posh person, probably from 'nobility'. It is NOT a knob. That isn't to say nobs can't be knobs.

David Cameron is such a nob.

by notanob November 04, 2014

nob on

when one's penis becomes erect

That pervert's got a nob on!

by kristan james caryl June 05, 2006