Network Engineer

The guy at the office that makes the computers do magic.

User - How did you fix my computer?
Network Engineer - umm.. Magic!... It's easier if I don't explain

by Toddals September 7, 2010

Network Engineer

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

by Nick Mitchell April 14, 2003