Neils

a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number. 13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans
" That girl took at least 70 Neils to hook up with" " He macked a full kiloNeil to go out with her"
by godless15 December 10, 2009
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The Neil

A singular sexual activity where the pervert has 4 wines and then watches porn on 2 computers
I was so sad last night that I pulled The Neil - Mom walked in on me in the morning and tissues were all over the place
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Neiling

Verb: The act of forcibly following a girl home after a long night of drinking "Kenny's Wine".
Lets grab a bottle of red and a bottle of white and go Neiling!
by R. Webster February 14, 2008
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Neil

Why you Neil
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Neil

A Neil is the best boy you could ever meet he is nice, caring, and has an amazing smile if you find yourself a neil don’t let him go
Man I wish I had someone like Neil
by Cool_kids February 15, 2018
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Neil

Neil is a name used for boys. Its Lit🔥
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neil

he an amazing friend and always has ur back . he is a friend who will always be there for u . so keep him very close and never let a friend like him go
I made a new friend he must be a neil
by ur beloved April 28, 2020
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