Earnest young Christians have WWJD as their acronyn du jour.
Cynics have NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem.
Recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.
Cynics have NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem.
Recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.
Lumbergh: Umm, this project is kind of, err, behind schedule. So if you could, umm, come in Saturday...that'd be greeeat.
Me: Do I get overtime loading?
Lumbergh: Err...no. Payroll's been on my ass lately.
Me: Sorry dude. NMFP. Find someone else.
Me: Do I get overtime loading?
Lumbergh: Err...no. Payroll's been on my ass lately.
Me: Sorry dude. NMFP. Find someone else.
by Korgmeister March 15, 2005
A popular hashtag and acronym on social media such as instagram standing for "Not My Fucking Problem"
by Dralec November 17, 2018
Not my fucking problem; something you’d say to someone who asks you to bite off their toe nails to cure their foot likings
“I told you I’m not gonna it’s nmfp.” Oh MY FUCK GUILLERMO ITS EVEN BETTER WHEN YOU CHEW WITH BRACES
by TikTok talk February 11, 2024