background info: we've all heard there are other fishes in the sea. i've decided to name one of those types of fishes.
Noun. a male with a small member. nemo has a small fin that doesnt work very well..so that characteristic can be applied as well.
Noun. a male with a small member. nemo has a small fin that doesnt work very well..so that characteristic can be applied as well.
by littopurpleqt March 30, 2009
The word used for someone who claims they have never masterbated. This is usually a term regarding females. Unless you are too young to understand what it is everybody does it and anyone who sais this is a liar!!! Hell I'm Masterbating right now, thats how honest us blokes are!
Never Ever Masterbated OOOOOOOOOmygod!!!!!!!
Never Ever Masterbated OOOOOOOOOmygod!!!!!!!
Andrew, luke and simon: Hey Clare how many times do you masterbate a week?
Clare: OMG i dont do that thing!
Andrew, luke and simon: O c'mon just a ball park figure...
Clare: seriously ive never masterbated ever.
Andrew, luke and simon: Your lying you must have played the odd tune on the old banjo at some point...?
Clare: EEE no girls masterbate, trust me.
Andrew, luke and simon: er... Shut up ya NEMO!!!
Clare: OMG i dont do that thing!
Andrew, luke and simon: O c'mon just a ball park figure...
Clare: seriously ive never masterbated ever.
Andrew, luke and simon: Your lying you must have played the odd tune on the old banjo at some point...?
Clare: EEE no girls masterbate, trust me.
Andrew, luke and simon: er... Shut up ya NEMO!!!
by one of the evil ones... April 13, 2008
by El Chief March 09, 2009
Gets lost often, doesn´t care who bosses him around, he´s got sass, a daredevil for touching a butt, gets all the ladies, almost known as a player.
guy 1: want to go to an after-party with me?
guy 2: Nah bro, i got laid. i just met her. i got invited to her house, but im still havin trouble with where she lives..
guy 1: just met her? dude, don´t get lost and stay outta trouble, cuz if you´re in jail, im not bailing you out. Don´t be such a Nemo.
guy 2: Nah bro, i got laid. i just met her. i got invited to her house, but im still havin trouble with where she lives..
guy 1: just met her? dude, don´t get lost and stay outta trouble, cuz if you´re in jail, im not bailing you out. Don´t be such a Nemo.
by the bubble master February 15, 2014
Sticking your hard penis inside of a live fish and letting it flop around until ejaculation.Caution-not a good idea to use sharks.
The stripper didn't get me off so I walked to the harbor and jacked some cute ass fish from that fish tank.I then preceded to Nemo the shit out of myself.I Nemoed all night.
by J to the V to the L April 04, 2012
Girl: " Just like Marlin in " Finding Nemo" I have found my Nemo out of all the fish in the sea."
Other girl: " They may say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but Chad is my Nemo. "
Other girl: " They may say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but Chad is my Nemo. "
by Tntlol January 14, 2013
by Minimoonaria May 03, 2008