by jack offs June 28, 2004
Destroys music and brainwashes little kids and turns them into perverts and basketcases and makes them grow up to be miserable,selfish,vain,shallow adults (if you can call that "growing up")
Mtv was NEVER any good EVER.The "only" good show Mtv ever had was Beavis and Butthead.In the entire History of Mtv I've only seen about 10 good videos.
by Korn sucks December 21, 2003
The little kids watched Mtv and started fuckin too young and ended up at the RAVE party,had group sex,and OD'd on a coctail of some really fucked up gay drugs like Ecstasy,Ketamine,GHB etc.
Short for munipulation teenage vermin
a brainwashing mechanism aimed towards Americas youth playing scripted reality shows and drugged up celebrity role models
by David Gonzales April 25, 2007
Musical Television.
Back in the day, a.k.a 1980's, the general rule of thumb was "if your white your right, if your black, stay back" and played a bunch of hair bands. Circa 1990 Nirvana is discovered and they play a metric assload of grunge. Then they realise "oh shit! there's more black people now, we better cater to the next big thing." and play nothing but rap. Then out of Mtv spawned Mtv2 made specificly for rock, since Mtv is all reality shows and rap now, but in time that turned to all rap and reality as well. So out of that came the fuse, and it followed the same path as the other two.
Hey you wanna watch the new killers video on mtv?
Oh wait it's rap, maybe Mtv2.....nope reality. maybe the fuse? oh wait, just more rap..... oh well. maybe i'll just ram a iron wisk in my brain.
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Sheeeeeat! It's the new Luda/fiddy cent/missy eliot/brandy/about 50 other rappers video!
by Fantastic Dan September 09, 2005
music telivision. back in the day,(80s)would air some pretty kickass music. has headbangers ball.HAD beavis and butthead. turned from music videos to a chanel promoting orange people, getting pregnant to get famous, and other corporate bullshit.
" theyre used to be a way to STICK it to the man. it was called rock and roll. but wait.oh no. THE MAN ruined that too,with a little thing called MTV!!!" -Jack Black
by keepskatin'bro May 30, 2011
Jane: I really wanna check out the latest Iggy video I heard it was tight, turn on MTV and see if it's on.
Erica: Bitch please, that network hasn't played music videos since 1999. You will have to settle for that vevo horse shit instead.
by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014