montecito

a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.

Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.

Popular sayings:

Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink

by Kick it 805 March 22, 2007

I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.

“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”

by albyeinstein April 11, 2022