A man who barely speaks and has ninja characteristics that feels no pain, and only has one weakness.. his nipples.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.
Jam: can i pinch your nipples?
Ming:no
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Ming: yep
Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it
Ming:no
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Ming: yep
Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it
by priz May 11, 2012
An awesome friend who is a GIRL (if you know what that is, NOT A BOY). Is often Chinese and can speak a heap of languages. Can be abusive sometimes if you get on her bad side, but mostly a nice and caring person. NOT A LIE. Never touch her hair or she'll go ninja style on you.
P.SCan get possessive over her food.
P.SCan get possessive over her food.
by wolfiethewolf August 12, 2018
by tashmcev May 25, 2011
A word from Bungie.net's off topic Flood Forum quickly growing in popularity. Originally a typo of Mind, and used in the context of "Prepare to have your ming blown," to much hilarious response.
Since then it has been used in place of Mind in "Mind = Blown", as some kind of superpowerful being (OBEY THE MING), and many other strange ways (Ming is Truth. Truth is Ming).
Might have potential for a real meme, or internet phenomena.
Since then it has been used in place of Mind in "Mind = Blown", as some kind of superpowerful being (OBEY THE MING), and many other strange ways (Ming is Truth. Truth is Ming).
Might have potential for a real meme, or internet phenomena.
User 1: Prepare to have your ming blown!
User 2: Is that what they're calling it nowadays?
User 3: Ming?
User 4: I WANT A MING
User 2: Is that what they're calling it nowadays?
User 3: Ming?
User 4: I WANT A MING
by [REDACTED] February 06, 2011
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
Often a super cute Chinese girl who’s really a genius or a prodigy but to modest to admit it! She’s really shy at first but can be the most humorous and enjoyable person to spend time with when you get to know her. Don’t piss her off or she’ll go Chinese secret agent on you and shove a 15 inch dildo up your ass and demand you make her tea! She really loves jasmine teas and boba and will kill you with a boba straw to the throat if you get her the wrong boba!
I was going to get boba with Ming and accidentally ordered her Vietnamese boba with extra sugar. She proceeded to shove a huge butt plug up my ass after stabbing me with the boba straw. But she’s so cute and sweet I went and got her a jasmine tea with 30% sugar after that and she kissed me like a cutey!
by That dude with the mustache March 28, 2020
Yo man, have you heard about Tommy? He's such a Ming - he has a girlfriend of 4 years but he's still creeping on Jenny.
Stop Minging - you have a girlfriend.
Stop Minging - you have a girlfriend.
by USC27 March 06, 2013