Medical

Weed that is 100% and isn't laced.
John- " You sure this grass is safe?"

Don- "Dude, relax, it's completely medical."
by John Stroud January 03, 2010
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Medical

funny you theoretically had to go to the hospital
"That joke was medical!"
by Nikiko-Venu February 22, 2023
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Medical

Drugs; crazy; crazy drugs
You off the medical.
Take the medical turn
Damn, gps took us the medical route

You smoking the medical
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MEDIC!!

A phrase far too overused by people who play Team Fortress 2. They spam it when they do not need to be healed because they are either:

-trying to get the medic away from healing a person they do not like
-a spy looking for achievements or a free backstab
-plainly an asshole
-a suicide player who wants a spawn that lasts longer than 30 seconds.

This can lead to people muting everyone on their team, turning off their speakers, quitting, or just switching classes. These can lead to miscommunications and no healer classes on the team.

Thus, those who spam MEDIC!! are really just trying to get themselves killed.
You pick a Medic class, not knowing what's about to happen.

Spy disguised as a Sniper: MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

Heavy: MEDIC!!

Engineer: MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

Another Medic: MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

You: ...I don't want to play this game anymore...
by Fist of Romulus November 09, 2011
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Medic

The healing class from the popular hat simulator known as Tf2
The medic class is known for having the ability to give unlimited healing to an ally (Or disguised enemy spy)

The medic also has the ability to do an “Ubercharge” Which depending on the medi-gun used will either render the both the medic and the target with invulnerability, Crits, Extreme healing speed+ no push back, mostly immunity from a certain damage type
Scout with 117/125 hp: * Steals health pack *
Burning medic with 7/150 hp: I wish to do a procedure on your brain right now just to see how much asshole there is
by UndeadRed “local idiot” August 18, 2019
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Medicalness

Anything that is related to medical stuff. Ex. Medicine, doctors, hospitals, ambulances, etc.
When we give money to third world countries, they will use it for water, food, shelter, and medicalness.
by Cookies and Potatoes May 28, 2019
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Medic

Scout: MEDIC!
Medic: ...
I honestly don't know what to put here
by Asarian August 25, 2019
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