Scottish slang for "mother"
by Michael Wales June 29, 2005
A person who displays or shares tendancies, behaviours, and characteristics with a mouse.
If someone is acting this way, the natural thing to do is to point at this person while saying 'maaaaaaaaaaw', so that the person is aware that they have acted in a timid way that shows no backbone in the situation they find themselves in.
If someone is acting this way, the natural thing to do is to point at this person while saying 'maaaaaaaaaaw', so that the person is aware that they have acted in a timid way that shows no backbone in the situation they find themselves in.
He is definately a maw.
This place is full of maws.
I am drowning in maw.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaw (while pointing at culprit)
This place is full of maws.
I am drowning in maw.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaw (while pointing at culprit)
by mr loldem April 05, 2011
by bob091090 August 05, 2011
1.Cat's way of communication. Contradictory to popular beliefs, Maw is actually the noise made by CATS (see CAT- small furry animal), not Miaw. Whoever heard a cat say Meaow? or Meoaw? or Miaw?
Small cats whose vocal chords/boxes are not fully developed do tend to utter "Miw"s or "Miuw"s but never Meaow.
If the whole population simply referred to Maw as the noise made by a cat, it would be a much Mawer place.
2. Word overused by people with nothing more interesting to say. It's quite fun really. Maw.
Small cats whose vocal chords/boxes are not fully developed do tend to utter "Miw"s or "Miuw"s but never Meaow.
If the whole population simply referred to Maw as the noise made by a cat, it would be a much Mawer place.
2. Word overused by people with nothing more interesting to say. It's quite fun really. Maw.
Fred steps on cat's tail
Cat: MAW!
Fred strokes cat
Fred: Good Cat!
Cat: MAW!
Fred deprives cat of food
Cat: MAW!
Fred: Oh sorry Cat.
Fred fetches food for cat, and presently feeds it
Cat: MAW!
Fred: No problem, Cat.
Fred purchases dog
Cat: MAW!
Fred's Mother: So Fred, when are you getting married?
Fred: Maw. Marriage is so Maw. Get Mawed.
Fred's Mother: That's lovely dear.
Cat: MAW!
Cat: MAW!
Fred strokes cat
Fred: Good Cat!
Cat: MAW!
Fred deprives cat of food
Cat: MAW!
Fred: Oh sorry Cat.
Fred fetches food for cat, and presently feeds it
Cat: MAW!
Fred: No problem, Cat.
Fred purchases dog
Cat: MAW!
Fred's Mother: So Fred, when are you getting married?
Fred: Maw. Marriage is so Maw. Get Mawed.
Fred's Mother: That's lovely dear.
Cat: MAW!
by Jop mcFopp August 24, 2007
person1- you suck Dick
Person2- aye yer maw's dick.
I wiz shaggin yer maw.
Yer Maw's Muff smells like tuna.
Person2- aye yer maw's dick.
I wiz shaggin yer maw.
Yer Maw's Muff smells like tuna.
by dickzilla August 11, 2004
Maw is a common Scottish word for mother, however it can be used in many other situations where "mum", would not be at all appropriate! Instead of saying "No, I don't agree with that", one can simply say "Aye, yer maw", and walk away - by far the superior choice for those busy those of us with have more pressing matters to attend to.
1. "Your maw is braw (tasty/babelicious)"
2. Person 1. "Naw, yer fish"
3. Person 2. "Naw yer maw" (person 2 clearly wins the argument, it's easy when you know how)
2. Person 1. "Naw, yer fish"
3. Person 2. "Naw yer maw" (person 2 clearly wins the argument, it's easy when you know how)
by stranger December 22, 2004
1. The mouth, stomach, jaws, or gullet of a voracious animal, especially a carnivore.
2. The opening into something felt to be insatiable
2. The opening into something felt to be insatiable
by TkWolf February 01, 2004