Mallet

A Firefighter who has little interest in anything that isn’t a fire and always wants to cut up or break something.
Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test
“I reversed into a shopping cart and the mallets cut the roof off my car and put the cart on a spinal board “
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Mallet

Mallet = E
Going to go get a few Mallets
by Spleen November 18, 2003
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Mallet

I was on a mallet last night
by Wesleigh P Flynn November 15, 2003
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Mallet

Post - Mallet = An after mallet
One would have a major after mallet upon onesself
by Risky November 30, 2003
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malleteer

one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes
The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.
by The Friendly Yellow Letters August 18, 2008
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mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool
look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet
by Paul October 21, 2004
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Malletize

1.) Machine shop "technical term" for beating the everliving shit out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results.

2.) To forcibly apply a hammer to something. Sometimes people malletize things to vent steam.
Machinist1: "WTF? This part isn't fitting!"
Machinist2: "Thats cuz' you haven't malletized it yet."
by C2Y July 18, 2005
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