A female of gargantuan size.
A metric can normally be spotted in the south east of England and is often mistaken for a Land Rover Discovery.
Originates from the term “Metric tonne”
A metric can normally be spotted in the south east of England and is often mistaken for a Land Rover Discovery.
Originates from the term “Metric tonne”
“She’s a bit of a metric”
“I know I’m looking at metric but I’m not sure which part of it I'm seeing”
“Ed saw metric and got an erection”
“I know I’m looking at metric but I’m not sure which part of it I'm seeing”
“Ed saw metric and got an erection”
by Dr. Leeroy Funkhauser March 15, 2006
by Crashdummy June 26, 2005
Horrible band consisting of a bunch of retards. 60% of the reason they suck
is because they suck dicks on the side to pay rent, the other 40% is that they're Canadian. Not saying all Canadians suck, just the semi-sucessful ones.
is because they suck dicks on the side to pay rent, the other 40% is that they're Canadian. Not saying all Canadians suck, just the semi-sucessful ones.
by benormous April 18, 2006
A kickass Canadian Indie band. Emily Haines (the lead singer) redefines awesome. Finally, the Canadians made something Americans will love.
Randy: "I just bought Metric's newest album. I love it."
Paul: "Yea, they suck! Listen to some good music like Green Day, John Mayer, or Linkin Park!"
Randy then proceeds to push Paul's lifeless body into the Hudson.
Paul: "Yea, they suck! Listen to some good music like Green Day, John Mayer, or Linkin Park!"
Randy then proceeds to push Paul's lifeless body into the Hudson.
by A.J. Jonathan Edison III August 10, 2012
1. A system of measurement that makes more sense, is easier to comprehend and is standardized such that it is awesome to use.
2. An adjective that describes something as making more sense, better, and/or more awesome than any other possibility.
2. An adjective that describes something as making more sense, better, and/or more awesome than any other possibility.
by shadowgoat June 22, 2011
Chill, euphoric, awesome. Better than the usual. Something similar to the feeling of an awesome rave.
Probably drawn from the idea that the metric system is "better" than other systems.
Probably drawn from the idea that the metric system is "better" than other systems.
by SI4lyfe September 16, 2013
Call center slang. This word encompasses the statistics that are taken on call center agents to determine their worth. Usually includes average handle time (AHT), wrap, hold time and a few other basic metrics as well as a few 'spin' metrics added by the client to give the client a feeling of control.
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004