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Guy 2 : What?
Guy 1 : I just did the biggest MDM ever!!
Guy 2 : What did you do?
Guy 1 : I forgot my mom's birthday
Guy 2 : What?
Guy 1 : I just did the biggest MDM ever!!
Guy 2 : What did you do?
Guy 1 : I forgot my mom's birthday
by Datboiarab May 05, 2010
Mid Day Masturbation. The greatness of settling down in the middle of the day when that nagging broker will not cease. You sneak off to a work bathroom, your bedroom, anywhere really, and bust a load. Then you go back to your normal routine as if nothing amazing just occurred.
by Ghandi Von wilson January 19, 2012
by Cold Ass Honky February 12, 2013
Madam or ma'am is a title for a woman. It is derived from the French madame, the equivalent of Mrs. or Ms., and literally signifying "my lady." The plural of madam in this sense is mesdames. The French madame is in turn derived from the ancient Latin mea domina meaning honored mistress of the home.
by Gustty October 08, 2007
you’re screwed up and brilliant you look like a million dollar man (mdm) so why is my heart broke? i don’t know
by yeetldryeet August 28, 2020
by TrollDespair May 22, 2022