"Male Douchebag Disorder," "Matt D. Douchebaggery," or "Matt D. Disorder" - having a perma-attitude of being awesome, but playing it off like it's nothing, also known as "being a douchebag." Having already one-upped you in every way, that would make you "Super Nothing."
In short, someone who suffers from MDD believes that completely interesting things happen to them every waking moment of their life, and everyone but themselves care about it.
In short, someone who suffers from MDD believes that completely interesting things happen to them every waking moment of their life, and everyone but themselves care about it.
Person 1: What's wrong with that guy? He's such a *jerk.*
Person 2: Oh, him? It's nothing. He just has MDD.
You: I got a guitar last Saturday, man. I love it.
Person Suffering from MDD: I've had a guitar since I was three. I can play music from, like, every NES game ever.
You: I can kinda-sorta play.
PSMDD: I've played for years. It's no big deal, though. It's just how I am.
You: I'm kinda tired. I was up talking to M-
PSMDD: I'm an insomniac. I don't sleep. Ever. But, you know, that's just how it is. You probably couldn't handle it, though, it makes you lose your mind.
You: Yeah, I've only been to that one funeral, but-
PSMDD: I go to like, three funerals every year. I went to one yesterday. EVERYONE I KNOW IS DYING. I don't care.
You: Those Catholic funerals are so long.
PSMDD: I don't go to religious ones, but they have to bless THE ENTIRE BUILDING. SO MANY THINGS HAPPEN TO ME, BUT THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS, I GUESS.
Person 2: Oh, him? It's nothing. He just has MDD.
You: I got a guitar last Saturday, man. I love it.
Person Suffering from MDD: I've had a guitar since I was three. I can play music from, like, every NES game ever.
You: I can kinda-sorta play.
PSMDD: I've played for years. It's no big deal, though. It's just how I am.
You: I'm kinda tired. I was up talking to M-
PSMDD: I'm an insomniac. I don't sleep. Ever. But, you know, that's just how it is. You probably couldn't handle it, though, it makes you lose your mind.
You: Yeah, I've only been to that one funeral, but-
PSMDD: I go to like, three funerals every year. I went to one yesterday. EVERYONE I KNOW IS DYING. I don't care.
You: Those Catholic funerals are so long.
PSMDD: I don't go to religious ones, but they have to bless THE ENTIRE BUILDING. SO MANY THINGS HAPPEN TO ME, BUT THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS, I GUESS.
by AmandaAndHailey June 13, 2009
by TourageKnight February 12, 2018
Rich Nigga: *walks by*
Girl 1: Ooh damn he's really giving off MDD energy
Girl 2: Yeah just from the way he walks makes me wet
Man 1: Hey man, have you spoken to Charles Lately?
Man 2: Nah man, ever since he won the lottery he turned into a MDD
Man 1: Damn... I guess money really does change people
Girl 1: Ooh damn he's really giving off MDD energy
Girl 2: Yeah just from the way he walks makes me wet
Man 1: Hey man, have you spoken to Charles Lately?
Man 2: Nah man, ever since he won the lottery he turned into a MDD
Man 1: Damn... I guess money really does change people
by BootyPlugger9000 June 30, 2022
by BlkBull August 01, 2021
MDD otherwise known as a Multi-Directional Dumpy is a name for women who often have a irregular shaped figure with parts of their body erupting in different directions.
Damn did you see Bethany, that bih's gigantic ass and tits got her with a perfect MDD, I wanna make her my wife one day.
by TheBadBaneTiger May 08, 2023
An abbreviation of the phrase madude or my dude. A very laid back and chill thing to call your friend or any friendly passerby.
Bro 1: Hope you have a nice day mdd
Bro 2: mdd? What’s that?
Bro 1: it stands for madude, cause you’re madude, y’know?
Bro 2: *sheds tear* you’re mdd too
Bro 2: mdd? What’s that?
Bro 1: it stands for madude, cause you’re madude, y’know?
Bro 2: *sheds tear* you’re mdd too
by That Fucking Slut, you know wh January 31, 2019