A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly before he begins to owe the local Dunkin Donuts manager money for drugs. He is like a pimp of the wild wild west strip mall convenience scene.
Origin: The modern day lot wizard originated at a unknown time in American history around the start of the trucker profession. He was used as the middle man in the sale of "adult service" to the homesick and exhausted drivers. He has since moved his trade of work to strip malls or really any parking lot where he isn't recognized and forced to leave by store owners.
Origin: The modern day lot wizard originated at a unknown time in American history around the start of the trucker profession. He was used as the middle man in the sale of "adult service" to the homesick and exhausted drivers. He has since moved his trade of work to strip malls or really any parking lot where he isn't recognized and forced to leave by store owners.
Lot Wizard: being defined as...A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly.
If you're really looking for that blo n go, catch Merlin, that homeboy behind the Flying J. The wizard lives.
Ay ,you remember that Lot Wizard from last summer? He's got a new terrarium lined up of lizzies and they are fiendin for some TasteeTreats.
If you're really looking for that blo n go, catch Merlin, that homeboy behind the Flying J. The wizard lives.
Ay ,you remember that Lot Wizard from last summer? He's got a new terrarium lined up of lizzies and they are fiendin for some TasteeTreats.
by baby j September 2, 2019