Longhouse

Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.

Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.

-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.

-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.

by karqz November 12, 2022

Longhouse

The sometimes seemingly necessary act of having sex with a third non-participating party in the room. The name refers to the huge single room houses where entire tribal communities lived and slept. Couples had the unfortunate choice of getting it on next to their sleeping kids and ugly, annoying neighbors or shagging on twigs in the woods.

Man, this dude longhoused his girl last while I tutored his roommate three feet away in their dorm room. It was nasty but at least he wasn't longhousing himself under them covers.

by ProHater August 5, 2008

Longhouse

Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.

This woman longhoused me the other day because she told me I fucked her friend and that was a form of socio-psychological rape

by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025

Longhouse

Longhouse: Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.

Damn, my girlfriend longhoused me the other day for supporting Trump. Then that night, I told her I wanted to fuck and she consented. But after, she told me she consented to a full session of sex, and that me cumming early was technically rape. Feelsbadman

by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025

longhorned

To have your anal region completely violated in a "back 40" location in Texas. These southern attacks usually involve Midwestern Yankee business men who truly believe the Civil war is over.

Upon returning from a business trip to Texas, my roommate Steve was walking very bull-legged. I asked him, "What the hell happened to you?" He said, "While under the spell of a southern girl's accent, her brothers took me out to the back 40 and Longhorned me!" "Damn Steve, I told you not to mess with Texas!"

by Barbicakes June 20, 2008

Longnoser

A slur used to describe a Jew, or member of the Jewish faith. May be religious, or ethnic in Judaism. Mainly for those of the ethnic background who possess traditional Jewish facial features.

"Did you see that longnoser at the Deli earlier? Had to turn Graduation up when he started talking."

by alexbeerssecretlove May 25, 2023

ryan lofthouse

a short guy with no middle name.

part of a band called the tyne, who have toured with new hope club

really talented and was on the voice kids
love you ryan❤️

ryan lofthouse means to be short
girl 1: how short are you?
ryan: i’m not that short :(

by cookiemonsterzoe October 12, 2019