Lank

a person that is lanky.

"You are the biggest lank ever. Just look at that other gangly little lank walk around like a stick with shoes."

by onehandlovestheother May 24, 2006

Lank

Derogatory word for a skinny person. Usually used in conjunction with a swear word for emphasis.

Look at that fucking lank! He’s like fucking Shaggy from Scooby-Doo!

by CCCCCCCCCyrusss November 17, 2019

Lank

The most litty, most dank situation. Only occurs once out of every 1,000,000 lit and dank moments.

Hey did you go to Sally's party? It was lank.

by Sadstroo July 28, 2017

Lank

Having a wank with lube, particularly shop bought stuff e.g. K y jelly or durex play.

Lube + Wank = Lank

by thenarratorpg October 19, 2012

Lank

Look there's a lank. In other words (there's an Anthony Bachalani)

Lank can be defined as an Anthony Bachalani

by Lank - Real definition April 15, 2019

Lank

The lankiest of the all.
Name typically starts with L.
Always has a small and muscular peen.

Bro, you are looking like such a lank right now.

by Lankerson August 11, 2019

Lank

Typically describes a loser who can always make you smile no matter what the topic. Not to be confused with a ruhtard, although a "lank" and a "ruhtard" have very similar personalities. The word originated from Bolton, Ontario a small town full of italians and one silly serbian :)

Isn't ninja a martial art? :$" "No your just a lank :)

by sw33tbrad24:) July 23, 2010