Joebeni

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A smart and sensible boy who is so try’s so hard and who doesn’t care what anyone thinks someone who is good enough and is caring for others, he is a boy who loves and respects. Whoever is with him is definitely 100% proud of him and he is definitely enough for them.

Joebeni yeah he’s my boyfriend; he’s the best to be honest.

Joebeni by anonymous June 17, 2023

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joebeidos

usually a joebeidos and portrays a stupid person that has a fetish for toes

Anthony: Hey did u see that curly cotton head joebeidos?

Arthur: yes, he was rude to me and said he was a avagadro

joebeidos by Joebeids July 10, 2019

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Joebeni • joeben • joebeidos • Joebelina • Joe Bencel • joe bennett • Jon Benign

Joeben

A Joeben is possibly the GOAT of all men. Incredibly sexy, and gets thiccies with absolute ease. His personality is insane, he is charming, handsome, hilarious, and super unique. His unique name has everyone, who he meets, constantly bamboozled. There aren't many Joebens in the world so if you meet one, you must treasure that moment forever.

Betty: Im dating Thomas!!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: Ha, pfft.
Betty: What?!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: But are you dating a Joeben?
Betty: Shit got me there.

Joeben by ThiiicieMcGee May 10, 2018

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joeben

the act of a friend being too concerned with your text messages; i.e. who you're talking to, what they said, what you said

oh, joe is joeben again

joeben by katebabe55 January 3, 2011

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Joebelina

You’ve heard of thumbelina ? Well yes that of that .. she was small like a thumb and invisible to see ...

..... well joebelina is a noun meaning a small irrelevant little person being joe on everybody who they feel has some clout, is popular or famous

Here go Joebelina all hype, commenting under somebody picture that she just met 2 days ago. 🙄

Joebelina by Marí S July 22, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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