Jeans

Casual apparel consisting of a denim covering of the lower body...with a deadly side effect. Basically jeans are the arch nemesis of the weewee, for not even the strongest of ding dong can penetrate through jeans.
Mom: Happy birthday, Rob! Here's your present!

Rob: HOLY SHIT! WEBKINZ! (erection begins, looks down) WOW, WHERE IS IT?

Mom:...under your jeans
by ChErSuPeRfAn4uxx17 July 15, 2008
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Cooler than lit
Person 1:that’s so jeans man
Person 2: yea that’s pretty lit
Person 3: it is really cool!
by Shlong69 December 06, 2019
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are denim pants made by Italians. When Ameri's put these pants on it gives them a glowy feeling and at first they seem out of place. If one gets enough brownie points after buying many pizzas and eating alot of italian foods they are considered friends of the mafia. It's all in the pants. Some Ameri's never learn and thier pants are taken away which really is a sad thing, because without jeans what must one wear to stay comfy in the winter months. If the Ameri isn't a hunter, then they will be persicuted into an asylum. The italians never care. We just make the pizza to go with the jeans. A true italian never wears jeans with holes in them.
The hobo won't shut up when she has her Jeans on.

Prada Jeans made for the Queen.
by europopian December 15, 2009
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Jean

Someone who appears to be a quite and shy person at first, but after a while will talk more than anyone in the room. They tend to be independent, stoic and level-headed, but are actually sensitive and long for intimacy.
"Wow, Jean, I never knew you were actually such a talker"
Best way to describe Jean, is "Fool him once, shame on him. Fool him twice, and you're world will crumble."
by BashewsCherry December 16, 2020
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One of the very best people to ever meet with. Jean is a very rare name given to children who will have it all. People with this name are caring, loving, thoughtful, lit, funny and sometimes naughty
I wish there were more Jean's on the world.
by The _Truth_$ June 01, 2019
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jean is a beautiful girl who dreams of finding love like the ones im korean dramas or any drama she hopes she finds the one she loves anything with art and music she is really nice sympathetic person who will open up to you slowly she loves to have fun and has amazing long hair she has a best friend named kevin who always annoys her a lot. she loves dressing up. she also loves photography she wants to travel when she’s older as well
jean is a beautiful girl

jean loves herself

jean makes people smile brightly
by 2017.-.yes April 12, 2020
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A very good friend young women, she's fun outgoing doesn't care what she does, always likes to laugh. She's charming, witty, always tells her deepest kept secrets to her best friend who is usually a male. You can never for get Jean she will always be in your memories.
"Jean is my best friend and I'm the only person she can trust with her secrets."

"Jean is always a fun outgoing young women to be around."
by no one you know never know January 08, 2013
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