JOHN

John is always moaning and humping things all over the Classroom
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a man with a very small penis, occasionally about 2 and a half inches in width and 1 inch long erect.
johns penis was so small that sheral cryed
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He is a fucking cuck that likes to tackle for no reason, he likes to embarrass you in front of your friends. If you ever encounter one of these savage beasts, remember to throw your trusty basketball at his dick. if you see him sleaping remember to slit his through
omg this john is such a fucking cuck
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He is a sick bastard he is fat and ugly he will eat everything in your refrigerator he thinks he’s cute but he’s actually ugly as fuck and all he do is lay in his bed and just masterbate cuz he can’t get no pussy
Person.1damn I will never want to me a John

Person.2 of course you don’t want to met a fat bitch that will eat all your shit
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you have a john HAHAHA
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Thats some john john weed, bro.
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It's that fuckin good good.
"Dude that was some John-John weed."
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