J. J. Rockett

1. n.: formerly "the sexiest man in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance" "Heartthrob" Johnny Rocket, tragically killed in a wrestling match; last words were "it...is...finished--BLEAAGGGHHH!"

- Oh my God! J. J. Rockett has been killed! I don't believe it!

by Council For and Of Nyah (CFON) September 30, 2003