Ipad

An oversized Ipod Touch and Iphone wanna-be that unremarkably failed. Usefull for lots of things, like swatting flies, being a paperweight, chucking out the window... Impossible to carry around convieniently

John: OMG! You got the Ipad!! Can i feel it?
Bob: Sure
John: Wow! its really light!
Bob: Big Fucking deal. it's not like i can put it in my pocket...

Samantha: Hey! I see you got the Ipad!
Joe: What are you, blind? This ain't no ipad! it's my really big itouch!

by StudyHallHelp May 27, 2010

Ipad

An ipad is just a normal iphone on stereroids

Shit, my iphone doesnt fit in my pocket. Must be on roids, IPAD

by Theonewithabigcock April 21, 2018

Ipad

The Fucking thing that soccer mom in front of you had to take pictures with.

Can your fucking ipad be any bigger woman!

by Joe Meof October 19, 2019

Ipad

1. The word someone uses for an mp3 player when:
A) they think the name for an mp3 player made by Apple is an Ipad
B) they think that every mp3 player is made by Apple

2. A patch that you may use to cover your eyes for various reasons. It is sometimes used mistakenly by people trying to refer to mp3 players.

1. "whoa! dude, why do you have three ipads? don't you only need one?"

2. "No, I need to cover both of my eyes, and my pirate friend needs one too."

by 1_uca March 13, 2005

iPad

Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!

Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.

Tim: What's going on today?

Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".

Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.

Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?

by Slartibartfast11 February 02, 2010

iPad

An iPod on steroids

The iPad doesn't fit in my pocket. It's too big.

That's what she said.

by icegu January 28, 2010

iPad

n. thin, lightweight device for managing iFlow during iPeriods

So much *data*! Good thing I've got my iPad to keep it from leaking into my iPanties!

by the_old_islander January 28, 2010