HoD

an annoying little bitch who is depressed

She's such a hod ,what an attention seeker

by ReTarded12345atyourservice July 01, 2020

HOD

Hand on Dick or HOD is a term used for when you're on the computer but zone out while watching porn.

Used like AFK or BRB.

Random#1: Hey Jim, are you there? We pulled the boss.

Jim: Oh hold on guys, HOD.

by Koltov&Hordie May 13, 2013

Hod-Hod

A posh 'hello', most commonly used to greet people at the door... Very common phrase in Southern England and the Midlands. Can also be used as a 'Thank you and see you again soon' however this is not so common...

Just went out to tea with my family... Just had a quick Hod-Hod with the dog before we left...

by M3ga Bea5t September 30, 2020

Hod

Head of dick

Man the jerk is a real hod... ha’d

by Hod master January 06, 2018

Hods

North eastern english for many, lots, loads, a lot, ect...

I just ate hods of chocolate.

by toasteee November 03, 2008

HOD

Hop off my Dick (stop fucking annoying me)

Dominic: Why didn't you text me today?????

Emily: HOD

get off my jock

by jerkinnn9inches December 12, 2010

HOD

abbreviation for "hop off dick" aka leave me the fuck alone

Person 1: (Watching someone's conversation)

Person 2: HOD!

by Dingledine A102 2014 November 03, 2010