Heap

'The Heap' or 'Heap' refers to a car which is falling apart in nearly everyway possible, disliked by its owner on large scale, and quite often the owner will have been completely conned and waste alot of money hopelessly trying to save the heap

Owner: "just been for a drive in the heap, it stalled 3 times, then i had to get towed home"

Friend: "Woah, that really is a heap mate"

by one_of_lewis's_friends June 14, 2008

Heap

1. noun/adjective
-Heap of shit
2. verb
-When someone takes a shit
-When someone get's pissed off

1. noun/adjective
-"What a heap!"
2. -"I need to heap" or "I just took a heap"
-"My teacher heaped when I was late"

by nomad May 01, 2004

Heap

The collective noun for a group of donuts.

They brought a heap of donuts, I'm sure they wouldn't miss just one.

by etonbongwoop April 28, 2019

Heap

HEAP is often used with the meaning, society. Especially in the southern states of the US.

Rich guy: Watch your step, hillbilly you punch me, you get wasted.

Hayseed: I'm at the bottom of the HEAP, I got nothing to loose.

by Lepton1 April 01, 2007

Heaps

A word used mainly by Australians to describe a big amount of something or very much.

1. R: I like you heaps

J: I ilke you too

2. J: Nice top

R: Thanks heaps

3. R: I ate heaps of candy

J: Mm candy

by Lalalaz January 31, 2010

heaps

colloquial (generally Australian) word meaning "alot". usually positioned before the describing word.

eg. "shit, that guy was heaps hot!!!"

by ruler of the world!!! hahahaha February 10, 2004

In a heap

In a bad state. In a state of severe dilapidation. See banjaxed, in bits, rag order.

I can't go outside the door today. I'm in a heap after last night.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 16, 2007