That hatchet bitch got kicked out of Nordstorms for assaulting a sales associate because they didn't have fair trade coffee.
Hatchet bitch: " organic cotton is racist ".
Hatchet bitch: " organic cotton is racist ".
by Jeb the jedi May 15, 2016
by g h September 29, 2004
1.A small hand axe sometimes with a triangle-shaped edge to deepen the wound. Known as a juggalo's best weapon by ICP fans, this is also made popular in Japan by Rena, the lead villian/murderer of the first and fifth arc of Higurashi no Naru Koro Ni or "When The Cicidas Cry".
"I'm so going to make a hatchet for halloween!"
Net troll: Close the hatchet!
Net expert: Then you'll have a pretty big hole in your chest. =_=
Rena: I will never forgive her for tellling them! *pounds person in question with the side of the hatchet*
Net troll: Close the hatchet!
Net expert: Then you'll have a pretty big hole in your chest. =_=
Rena: I will never forgive her for tellling them! *pounds person in question with the side of the hatchet*
by Mr.Simmons October 13, 2006
by psycopathic wigsplitta May 30, 2005
The Weapon of choice for any Juggalo. Know to be in such frases as " Shut the fuck up, before i put my hatchet in your Nug!" or "We will Never Die Alone. Juggalos will carry on,Swing our Hatchets if we must. Each and every one of us."
Juggalo: Wat up, Ninja?
Fag: My dick after seein your mom!
Juggalo: Im a sling my Hatchet in your Nug!
Fag: My dick after seein your mom!
Juggalo: Im a sling my Hatchet in your Nug!
by Matt Stegall June 24, 2007
Tom: Did you hear that some kid died yesterday on 40th street?
Martha: Oh my! What happened?
Tom: This kid ran up to a bunch of thugs wearing makeup with his hatchet and tried to hit them with it. They smelled him ((due to poor hygiene)) before he swang his hatchet and loaded fire with a 9mm glock.
Martha: Was he a juggalo?
Tom: I believe so, why?
Martha: Deserved it.
Martha: Oh my! What happened?
Tom: This kid ran up to a bunch of thugs wearing makeup with his hatchet and tried to hit them with it. They smelled him ((due to poor hygiene)) before he swang his hatchet and loaded fire with a 9mm glock.
Martha: Was he a juggalo?
Tom: I believe so, why?
Martha: Deserved it.
by Tookie W November 09, 2009
1. A small, single-handed axe used for chopping wood or various other applications. It is the western/European analog to the American Indian tomahawk. While primarily a tool, it can be used as a weapon like every other sharp object.
2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.
2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.
1. I brought a hatchet with me when I went camping, so I could chop firewood.
2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!
2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!
by fishfoodforthemasses August 09, 2009