Granite

A way of describing super hard, large and defined muscles such as biceps and calf muscles.

Pronounced: Gran-eet

Grandfather - "Hey boy, graniiiite" *pointing to and flexing biceps of steel, the size of baseballs*

Son - "Okayyyy??? Why do you say that?"

Grandfather - "because they're as hard as a rock. Granite"

by Natarino May 28, 2021

Granite

Something that is disgusting.

My girlfriend cooked me dinner last night and it was granite!

by kwinksy July 31, 2008

on granite

the highest, hardest level of an erection that can be reached.

Thinking about Jane had me on granite, shortly before passing out from the blood loss from my cerebrum.

by rhenvar June 18, 2010

granit

A alpha male with a outstanding 44 inch penis. Has the power to fuck any girl in the blink of an eye and rapes turks.

yo is that the 44 inch cock warrior granit?

yes the fuck it is

by whothatwhothatiggy May 06, 2019

granite

Either

1) Incorrect usage in the phrase, "take for GRANTED",

or

2) Attributing dullness or stupidity to the object of said phrase.

My girl always takes me for granite.

by Blvtarsky November 17, 2010

Granitic

a stupid little ignorant cunt who thinks he's right ALL the time and acts like a little 7 year old child insulting and arguing with people over the internet, just for the sake of arguing.

Granitic: give me the definition of "cock".
Randomer: you want me to look up a vulgar word?
Granitic: Cock isn't vulgar.
Randomer: I will not give you the definition of a vulgar word
Granitic: cock is not vulgar, its a roosters cockhead

by Derek O'Malley September 18, 2008

granit

a fat shit who loves to play games

Person 1: hey, what's granit doing today?
Person 2: playing games as usual.

by granitsbff June 27, 2012