by frabrizio September 24, 2016
Son:"Dad, why haven't I met Grandpa before?"
Dad:"He left me when I was 4 and then claimed that he didn't know he had me when I saw him"
Dad:"He left me when I was 4 and then claimed that he didn't know he had me when I saw him"
by Adrianthenoob November 09, 2020
"Grandpa shut the fuck up"
by Sheriff Domestic November 07, 2020
by comett675 June 26, 2009
A mentally delayed male that has a serious fucking anger problem at the age of 80+. The old son of a fuck still has his god damn liscense and when he is driving....he makes a car back-up of at least 500 feet long. What a fucking prick!
The Old Muther Fucker is driving Downtown: there are 2 kids in the road:
"Ahhh! Fuckin Kids!!! get outta the god damn road!!! what the fuck do you think this is?...Fuckin Kids!!...ahh god damn arthritis is goin again.....FUCK!!!
"Ahhh! Fuckin Kids!!! get outta the god damn road!!! what the fuck do you think this is?...Fuckin Kids!!...ahh god damn arthritis is goin again.....FUCK!!!
by Hyzdu January 14, 2004
A smelly old man that fucks a banshee every day. Also known as a grandma. He also watches child porn from the hours of 8 to 11 am. Then jerks off into a bowl of soup and eats it.
by Niggermcfuckhead July 29, 2011
The act of sitting and chilling with your friends. Typically involves activities such as drinking beer and vaping. Physical and intellectual effort is not allowed.
-Dude, u comin over tonight?
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.
-Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.
-Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this
by Cpuny September 03, 2019