Glop

A fictional character you want to absolutely destroy with cuteness aggression but love them so much you just want to scream so badly but you want them to die within the first chapter/episode.

GAKUPO IS MY GLOP, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BUT WHY CANT HE JUST DIE FOR ONCE

by PERICLODTHEGREATESR May 09, 2023

Glop

The sound my dog makes with his mouth as I'm trying to sleep.

Pepper dog just won't stop glopping his mouth. Glop glop glop

by Shirley B August 31, 2018

Glop

(n.)
1. Someone who acts like a clown or like they're drunk
2. A very immature person
3. A person who you may want to slap on occasions

(v.)
1. to annoy
2. to frighten extremely
3. to attack

(a.)
1. to be wierd
2. to be drunk, under the influence
3. to be the most annoying person ever

Emily: "Did you see The Rev? He was drunk off his ass!"
Olivia: "Hellyeah! He is such a glop!"

Olivia: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Emily, hey Emily, hey Em-"
Emily: "QUIT GLOPPING ME!"

Olivia: "H-hey, hey, hey E-emily! Pass the J.D.!"
Emily: "You're being totally gloppish tonight."

by MrsDickCuzImNasty June 15, 2009

Glop

The standard unit of measurement used to describe one "spurt" of cum.

"I think he really likes me Brenda, he hit me with about three or four glops last night!"

by SlapperOfHams May 09, 2015

Glopping

Glopping is the sound a dog makes when licking its anus or genitals. Normally late at night or when trying to sleep.

What's that noise Rod??

It's just Brutus in the corner glopping!

by Perth bogan August 17, 2018

glop

A massive a cum session

That bitch got Glopped on.

by Uli April 29, 2005

glop

To squeeze a gel substance or thick liquid out of a tube or other container.
This is the sound of the substance hitting a surface.

She glopped the KY out of the tube to remedy her dryness.

by Rabid Squirrel May 20, 2003