Girk

a girly geek. used mainly towards females. when used towards a man it is an insult
that girl is a definate girk

he is such a girk!
by rila September 03, 2010
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Girk

Another word written as a replacement for the word “girl”
Who does this girk think she is??”
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Girk

Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, acompanied by leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.

There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Person 1: Bro lets go girk that one fatass down the block

Person 2: Hell yeah man he's overdue for a good old fashioned girking
by thelimpestdick November 29, 2019
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Girk

A Sweater or Sellout, who has nothing better to do than talk trash on others. Usually having a high opinion of themselves.
1.) ClitCadaver and TommyDoom just called me a Girk waaaa =
2.) "Look at that Girk over there, he think's he's so good"
3.) A group of Girks were sitting in the mall making fun of passers-by.
by Clit Cadaver February 28, 2008
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any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others
1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

2nd guy: what a freekin girk!
by Paul July 28, 2004
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Girking

Verb - Girking is the action of speeding up in your car usually to around 40 to 45 MPH, and then slamming on your brakes to make a noise that sounds like GIIIRRRRRK, leaving tire marks and a cloud of smoke in your path.

There are many types of girking. You can girk in front of somebodies house, you can girk before/ after a speedbump, or you can even girk right next to people walking on the sidewalk.
Dude 1: Yo bro you wanna go see a movie later?

Dude 2: Nah man I can't. I'm getting new tires because my old ones were so worn down from girking so much.

Dude 1: Damn man, you wanna go girk once you get your new tires on?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! Girking is the shit!
by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019
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a girk is a nerd who has risen through the ranks of the nerds to become a head nerd or a super nerd. this means that a nerd who is considered by nerds to be a nerd is a girk
Nerd 1: Man Nerd 2 is such a girk

Nerd 3: yeh he got 3 extra credit points for knowing the answer to a question they do at university let alone in yr 9
by danieltylerdurden September 04, 2005
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