A small town in Pennsylvania known for its historical events and mind-boggling amounts of ghettoness.
Friend: "I'm goin' to Ghettosburg for a little vay-cay, 'll try not to get shot up!"
Me: "Ghettosburg?"
Friend: "A lil' town up in p-vania, heard sumtin 'bout it in school."
Me: "You mean Gettysburg?"
Friend: "Nahh man, I gots family up there, I gotta war to fight. Dose niggas haulin' some pretty crazy shit."
Me: "Did you pay any attention to school at all?!?!"
Me: "Ghettosburg?"
Friend: "A lil' town up in p-vania, heard sumtin 'bout it in school."
Me: "You mean Gettysburg?"
Friend: "Nahh man, I gots family up there, I gotta war to fight. Dose niggas haulin' some pretty crazy shit."
Me: "Did you pay any attention to school at all?!?!"
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A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?
Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.
Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.
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