Garth

1. A wide space \ Garden
2. Someone who is fit \ sexy.
3. A good friend.

1. have you seen the size of my garth?
2. My god, that's garth.
3. Yeah, he is garth.

by ThE_WiLkStA December 28, 2004

Garth

is a funny, unique character, puts the G in gangster, or thug, has a big *ick to keep his pants from saggin, is part of the 3G'S a top secret service, well respected. Loves banging doggystyle. Likes rap, drum & bass, trance, kunt, azz, bj's , anal foreplay, gettin blown, garth is a mutha effin rockstar.

Oh my, garth your so huge!!

Cynthia: "Hey!!! whos that cute gay boy?"
Crystal: umm that would be Garth.
Cynthia: wow is he ever cute.
Crystal: yeah isn't he ever cute.
Cynthia: would you?
Crystal: ive already been there girl. Hes hung like a horse!!!

by kum*Star June 20, 2010

Garth

To excessively rage at something that shouldn't be raged at

"Oh no, he's going to do a Garth at that game again"

by Cameroon Baxter November 11, 2014

Garth

A slightly heavy male who likes holding people down and spanking them!!

OMG Look at that Garth holding down that poor little girl

by the one who was spanked August 10, 2011

Garth

A lazy old man that gets joy from yelling at children, usually over dramatic and often is balding or far to stressed out over nothing.

person 1: "Jeez, that guy really needs to calm down."

person 2: "I know right? He's such a Garth."

by 1029384756g December 03, 2011

Garth

Who the hell in the right mind would name their kid Garth

Man #1: Oi Garth!!
Garth #1: G'day mate
Random #1: Who the fuck would name you that twat?

by Your Mum hemorrhoids October 22, 2019

Garth

A fuck boy with a micro penis, who pays young girls to dress up like horses and fuck him with massive strap on dildos

Shelia: how was lasnight

Tina: that guy was a fucking Garth.. but the money was good

Shelia: you mean like Garth Ellington ??

Tina: unfortunately

by An unsatisfied b September 22, 2020