Farcus (far-kis) 1. n. a complete moron. 2. adj. a frustrating and futile business event. 3. n. name of syndicated newspaper cartoon about working life by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart, distributed to hundreds of newspapers worldwide by Universal Press Syndicate from 1990-2000. The name is a registered trademark.
A farcus is someone who believes frozen orange juice comes from the Arctic; This is a farcus moment.
by seegoer March 1, 2009
Get the Farcus mug.The term "Farcus" refers to a person who has found themselves in a position of power despite their extremely low level of intelligence. This often results in frequent errors resulting in harm to others. A farcus will never apologise for their mistakes, instead they tend to blame their victims. A farcus in incompetent and causes large scale harm to others.
A farcus will not attack unless provoked. Unfortunately for all those who must abide by a Farcus, to anger a farcus is as simple as opening ones mouth. Avoid angering a farcus at all costs as this will put you in grave danger.
Characteristics to watch out for that may indicate a Farcus include: being useless members of society, being a hater, being a bully, being a hypocrite, being extremely stupid, blaming others for the consequences of their own actions or lack of actions.
A farcus will not attack unless provoked. Unfortunately for all those who must abide by a Farcus, to anger a farcus is as simple as opening ones mouth. Avoid angering a farcus at all costs as this will put you in grave danger.
Characteristics to watch out for that may indicate a Farcus include: being useless members of society, being a hater, being a bully, being a hypocrite, being extremely stupid, blaming others for the consequences of their own actions or lack of actions.
I was sitting in class today and the teacher told us our assignments were due on Friday. I submitted my assignment on Friday and failed because they were actually due on Wednesday. I asked the teacher why; instead of answering he punched me in the face and expelled me. What a farking bully.
My boss is such a farcus, I went to ask him why I didn't get a payslip last week and he got really angry and started yelling at me and he told me that "No employees are allowed to be given their payslips in advance. You have worked here for almost a year you should know that by now. Don't you dare come in here and waste my time with this nonsense ever again!"
My boss is such a farcus, I went to ask him why I didn't get a payslip last week and he got really angry and started yelling at me and he told me that "No employees are allowed to be given their payslips in advance. You have worked here for almost a year you should know that by now. Don't you dare come in here and waste my time with this nonsense ever again!"
by Jess(; September 9, 2023
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by Styff April 4, 2004
Get the farcus mug.Farcus- (far-cuss or fark-us) is a word that means absolutely nothing bad yet sounds like a cuss word. This is to confuse authority figures apon using it (i.e. Teachers, policemen, tax attorneys) This is to show the incompitence of curse words themselves. Social outrage and disgust is the desired effect by the person being called farcus showing that curse words are what we make of them.
If the used person is angered the user is to laugh and not explain why giving the desired affect of just screwing with someone.
Also farcus can be used in different tences and gramar types. (i.e. Fark, farking, farker, farcus)
If the used person is angered the user is to laugh and not explain why giving the desired affect of just screwing with someone.
Also farcus can be used in different tences and gramar types. (i.e. Fark, farking, farker, farcus)
Fark- Fark you man!
Farker- Look at that mother farker.
Farking- I farking love vagina!
Farcus- Ah FARCUS I don't wanna visit my mother in law!
Farker- Look at that mother farker.
Farking- I farking love vagina!
Farcus- Ah FARCUS I don't wanna visit my mother in law!
by Matt Galey June 14, 2007
Get the Farcus mug.Faruscara or Scarazan is a ship between the characters Faruzan and Wanderer/Scaramouche from genshin.
being considered the “anemo battle couple” faruzan and wanderer work well together in game, often using her in his team comps
Gameplay aside, the lore between the two hold striking similarities; both were trapped for a century, they both lost their family/s, they both share the pain of being lonely and alone in a world that has yet to understand them. Wanderer’s trip to irminsul to erase his past made almost everyone forget who he was, similar to how faruzan was forgotten after a century. Both of them needing to start from the bottom once again.
This ship has gotten much more attention than it previously had when it first was counted as a ship. Especially during the “Pride of Providence” event where they had a small interaction during the last round. From then people often like to headcanon their possible interactions in the near by future, wanderer being a puppet and faruzan being a master mechanic gave a lot of the shippers ideas on faruzan getting curious about wanderer and how he functions with the possibility of understanding him due to their similar experiences.
Their dynamic is certainly considered “rivals to lovers” due to them being in sumeru’s akademiya, their darshans having some connections with each other and often overlapping in topics which make the shippers speculate that they perhaps had some interactions off screen.
being considered the “anemo battle couple” faruzan and wanderer work well together in game, often using her in his team comps
Gameplay aside, the lore between the two hold striking similarities; both were trapped for a century, they both lost their family/s, they both share the pain of being lonely and alone in a world that has yet to understand them. Wanderer’s trip to irminsul to erase his past made almost everyone forget who he was, similar to how faruzan was forgotten after a century. Both of them needing to start from the bottom once again.
This ship has gotten much more attention than it previously had when it first was counted as a ship. Especially during the “Pride of Providence” event where they had a small interaction during the last round. From then people often like to headcanon their possible interactions in the near by future, wanderer being a puppet and faruzan being a master mechanic gave a lot of the shippers ideas on faruzan getting curious about wanderer and how he functions with the possibility of understanding him due to their similar experiences.
Their dynamic is certainly considered “rivals to lovers” due to them being in sumeru’s akademiya, their darshans having some connections with each other and often overlapping in topics which make the shippers speculate that they perhaps had some interactions off screen.
by Helix_Ellie August 20, 2023
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Farnush is an iranian name which refers to curly girls with stunning breath taking eyes. Generally speaking this proud stone-hearted witty species has sexual attractiveness especially in eyes which can never be faded from your mind, so be cautious to never ever look straight into eyes.
Kylie: she is as moody as farnush!!
Edward: i don't dare to look at her eyes bb, she is a farnush one.
Edward: i don't dare to look at her eyes bb, she is a farnush one.
by NorthernAlphaWolf August 16, 2018
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