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Being fired and then immediately rehired to do more work or the same work for less pay.
Boss "You're fired."
Employee "Oh no."
Boss "What if I let you stay on for 1/2 pay?"
Employee "...Okay."
Boss "See you tomorrow then."

(Later)

Roommate "How did your day go, did you get fired?"
Employee "No, I got fhired."
Fhired by Lisa Padilla April 3, 2008
Related Words
FHIM • Fhionna • fhita • FHI • Fhian • fhicc • fhick • Fhicken • fhids; • FHIF
An exclamation combining the words Fuck and Shit, it can be used as a negative statement standing in for "fuck that shit", or in a positive sense "that's the fucking shit".

Typically this portmanteau of fucking shit is used to swear in the presence of those who would otherwise frown upon the use of profane utterances: teachers, parents, and obnoxious religious acquaintances.
Fhit, I'm out of here.

Oh man, that's the FHIT!

Fhit Jessica you're looking large, as in fat.
Fhit by Nforest November 9, 2010
F**k how it turn out
I'm about to get drunk at John party FHITO !!!!
FHITO by DesiM February 21, 2017
Some random turkish guy that likes tea.
How many liters of tea does Fhilip consume in a day again?
Fhilip by TheRanter85 October 15, 2018
FHIM by sketchau July 19, 2009
A term that states whether something is cool or not.
Can be used as: That is Fhizz, Fhizzn, Fhizzing, or that has Fhizz. To be used in negative terms it would be something like, that's not Fhizz, it doesnt have any Fhizz, or that Fhizz is dull.
Fhizz by SuperDew October 14, 2004
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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