Erk

The name of a really talented, handsome, and fantastic individual. Commonly mistaken for, but not limited to: God, Jesus Christ, The president, or King Erk III. Also known as the king of the watering hole, the head honcho, the big cheese, or the boss.

James: Wow! I saw Erk at the store and i was lucky enough to get his autograph!
Derek: No way! Your so lucky!

by Mynamesnotrick6000 July 20, 2010

Erk

to bother; get on ones nerve; to aggrevate.

You need to stop ERKing me.
That song erks me.

by Naz/Cris January 28, 2009

Erk

The screech of automobile tires as they round corners or in fast stops or extreme starts. Often drawn out for a second or two.

#1: 5-4-3-2-1 Erk! Roar! Top time? 10.035 seconds!
#2: "You're going to fast! Watch out for this curve....erk! Phew! That was close."
#3: "What is that!" erk! Thump thump......

by theErk January 05, 2013

Erk

To throw up; to vomit.

I laughed so hard after I took sip of my fresh beer I thought I was gonna erk!

by Jigga Jigga Joe April 16, 2009

Erk

Erk is a sacred burial ground in southwestern Africa where they sacrifice killer bunny rabbits

She traveled to Erk to worship Pogo and Muave.

by wrachet February 03, 2010

ERK ERK

A sound you make, it ostensibly means "I'm going to kick your ass."

"I stole $100 right out of your bank account"
"ERK ERK!"

by John2019 August 06, 2019

erking

When someone or something is really on your nerves.

Dale is really erking my nerves at the moment.

by Omega2423 March 22, 2016