elto

a goat and an amazing person,will always make your day, also a very beast person

“hey that man just helped an old lady with her grocery’s,he’s an elto

by goated6969 April 19, 2020

Elto

The legend of Dauruno. Dauruno is an imaginary country that features famous people, ancient legends like The Elto, and ancient dungeons with statues of the ancient legends and the legend stories.

P1: Last night I dreamt about going to Dauruno.
P2: Me too! I dreamt of seeing The Elto in Dauruno.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 15, 2021

Elto

something that urban dictionary but "1337" talked about. Elto is fake and doesn't exist and has nothing to do with "dauruno." anyway it's daoruno

elto

by Dont use secksul defs October 12, 2022

Dirty Elton

When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.

Alien: Did you hear about that guy that made the earth collapse by making an Dirty Elton?

by Dirtycreator1337 October 5, 2022

Elton

An intellectually gifted person, who is extremely kind, loving and caring. He seems to always be in the right place at the right time. He always seem to focus on self-improvement and is always getting more good looking and smarter. He also had a dark side which very few have experienced, but when you see it all hell breaks loose.

OMG, he just pulled off an Elton.

Wow that's so Elton like.

by Retrogamer May 1, 2016

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009

Elton Brand

1. A beast in the paint
2. One of the most underrated players in the league

1. Elton Brand is the best PF in the league not named Kevin Garnett or Tim Duncan.
2. Kid: "Dude this Elton Brand guy is pretty good"
Lakers fan: "Who?"

by The Real Izzy November 30, 2004