Dist

To visit someone using social distance guidelines

I’m going on a dist to see my friend Tess.

by StephyLyn June 12, 2020

Dist

Someone that isn't even worthy of being called something that exists. Also can be used to call someone a loner. Not to be mistaken as 'Dissed'.

Spammer: "Make a wish, post this to 10 things, and look at ur hand lol."
Person: "Dumbass."
Person 2: "He's not even a dumbass. That's to kind. he just a dist."

by Darkneo449 January 30, 2011

Dist

"distance", abbreviated. much better usage in the sentence "way off in the dist". without the way off, it's basically...way off.

proper usage:
"yo bro hit me up"
"naw man my piece is way off in the dist"
or
"dude what's the matter with your results? this data is way off in the dist"

improper usage:
"the dist of the hypotenuse is 5"
"keep your dist!"
"smoke in the dist"

by MamaJuski February 11, 2006

disting

Originated from the words "this thing".

Its like a whatchamacallit or a thingymabob but a little different.

Pass the disting. I want to use it with the other disting to make the disting.

by Daryl March 11, 2004

Disted

to be exagerratedly stupid,high and retarded

Sean: What the fuck is your problem?
Ashton: I'm Disted as hell...fuck cloud 9 i'm on cloud 99 !
Sean: Woww !

by Cloud 99 November 22, 2009

dist

To distance oneself from another person, or situation. Pronounced the same as the past tense of diss.

I'm gonna dist myself from making a quote.

by Jacob May 03, 2004

Soc-dist

Hip way to say social distancing

Yo, you better soc-dist or you gonna get ill

What you doing today? Nothing just soc-disting at home.

by OutrageousJuice March 25, 2020