Cool and sexy (usually danish)guy, who likes to have fun and is a nice person and takes care of people. He always watches out for people's feelings, he is also a good comedian. Everyone loves him all who don't can be defined as Otsirc, the exact opposite of a Cristo.
Oh, John your a cristo!
Your a cristo mate, you really are.
Thanks for the help, you can consider yourself a cristo
Your a cristo mate, you really are.
Thanks for the help, you can consider yourself a cristo
by Cristo SG July 30, 2004
(v) to pad one's writing with unnecessary adjectives in order to increase the word count, such as in The Count of Monte Cristo
I needed to write two thousand words for my essay but only came up with one thousand, so I just cristoed the shit out of it.
by The Incomparable Tatsuya August 22, 2012
Bro this guy is fucking cristo, hes no man bladed 3 times in a row.
Dude did you see that noon? It was fucking cristo!
Dude did you see that noon? It was fucking cristo!
by doncristo October 30, 2019
by Pimpincristo March 30, 2019
It's an italian exclamation used when people are angry, scaried and similar . It is a General insult to Christ, and it's similar to porco dio, mannaggia la madonna, dio cane.
examples :
-"Mannaggia Cristo è finita la benzina della macchina!" ("Mannaggia Cristo the car's gasoline is over!")
-quando torni a casa da lavoro ed è in ifamme: "Mannaggia Cristo !"(when you come back from office to home and your house is in flame:"Mannaggia Cristo !")
-"Mannaggia Cristo è finita la benzina della macchina!" ("Mannaggia Cristo the car's gasoline is over!")
-quando torni a casa da lavoro ed è in ifamme: "Mannaggia Cristo !"(when you come back from office to home and your house is in flame:"Mannaggia Cristo !")
by Jesusthetic May 23, 2019
This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.
by SrBlanco January 25, 2005
Typical italian expression used to emphasise the fact that something bad happened to you.
In Italy it's used in every region,especially in Veneto and in the southern regions.
If u meet someone related to the catholicism ,''Cristo morto'' is a nice expressiopn to greet them and get in a relationship with them.
In Italy it's used in every region,especially in Veneto and in the southern regions.
If u meet someone related to the catholicism ,''Cristo morto'' is a nice expressiopn to greet them and get in a relationship with them.
''Piove,Cristo morto''
''It rains,damn it''
''Che bella giornata,Cristo morto''
''What a nice day''
''Cristo morto che male al piede!''
''Ouch!My feet!''
''It rains,damn it''
''Che bella giornata,Cristo morto''
''What a nice day''
''Cristo morto che male al piede!''
''Ouch!My feet!''
by AntiCristo493 February 17, 2018