by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
A word used to replace words such as "fuck", or "shit", and has multiple uses as saying "back off". Or it is a piece of furniture that is ussually sat on.
Example one
Mom: "Hey Lukas do you chores"
Lukas: "Get off my couch mom"
Example two
Man one: " I fucked your mom"
Man two: "what the couch"
Example three
just use imagination uses are endless
Example four
Man one:"Are you here for the interview?"
Man two: "Yes"
Man three: "Sit down on my couch"
Mom: "Hey Lukas do you chores"
Lukas: "Get off my couch mom"
Example two
Man one: " I fucked your mom"
Man two: "what the couch"
Example three
just use imagination uses are endless
Example four
Man one:"Are you here for the interview?"
Man two: "Yes"
Man three: "Sit down on my couch"
by lukashnsn5 August 31, 2011
by BIlly the Poet March 07, 2009
A piece of living room furniture that is traditionally made out of leather wood and some kind of stuffing.
The most comfortable type of furniture known to man.
Can also be used to describe a person who is comfortable to sit on and so insanely awsome that the only possible adjective is a noun: couch
The most comfortable type of furniture known to man.
Can also be used to describe a person who is comfortable to sit on and so insanely awsome that the only possible adjective is a noun: couch
by Uggin November 18, 2008
Your couch is so fine I wanna lose my change in your cushions, baby. and "why's there all this hair on the couch?"
by Taxman10 July 14, 2011
by xXPickXx May 06, 2011
To be couched is when someone hugs you while sitting on a couch, and during the embrace this person leans back into the couch. Thus, you will receive a face full of couch cushion, and lack the ability to breathe momentarily.
When I hugged Yost, he couched me in the face.
"Are you hungry?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I just ate a mouthful of couch!"
"Are you hungry?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I just ate a mouthful of couch!"
by Krystin Wagner November 29, 2007