The douchiest possible way to say you're hot, it's hot, etc. It is pronounced the same way as cold, and yet means the opposite: "as hot as hot coals," basically.
"It's so coaled out today!"
"But it's 100 degrees out today, dude."
"I know! It's like hot coals!"
"Oh..." (and then the coldest of stares)
"But it's 100 degrees out today, dude."
"I know! It's like hot coals!"
"Oh..." (and then the coldest of stares)
by lljdude July 28, 2014
Coal is known to be the opposite of gem on places like the far-right extremist forum Soyjak.party. Unlike gems, which are high quality and uncommon; and the average post, which is wholly average and neither coal nor gem; your average coalpost is a special combination of low quality and low effort. Coal does not serve any use for the community other than to occupy space that could have been a gem, making watchersby hopelessly lament what could have been. Coal is doubly detrimental because it floods gems off the board to be forever lost to continuous coal spam.
by Yuri Kuznetsov May 02, 2023
by Wichol December 02, 2013
you better watch out santa's watching you masturbate in the washroom so if you keep it up you'll get a lump of coal for Christmas but hey, at least you can use it to cook things
by Young Reezie December 23, 2009
by Arek. April 14, 2009
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by Fank (aka best mod) May 19, 2021