Cedarburg 

A small, over-policed, self-proclaimed quaint city in southeastern Wisconsin that is full of children pissed off at how conservative their parents are. To feel like individuals they lash out in various ways mainly by listening to jam bands, doing drugs, growing shitty dreads, drinking coffee, and complaining about suburban woes that happen every day in real cities.

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Cedarburg by Melvin Ledvina August 12, 2009

Cedarburg 

A small town in South-Eastern Wisconsin where 99.9% of people are upper class. Most student cars are nicer then cars in the teacher parking lot. You go to a school where sports dominate. You used to be in competition with Graton, but they suck so bad that you are much more on the level of Mequon. You walk downtown every friday and smoke weed at Cedar Creek Park.

Pete: wanna go get some dank shit?
Sam: Yea man the best stuff is in Cedarburg

Cedarburg by cedarburg owns all March 25, 2010

Cedarburg 

A small town in Wisconsin where everyone lives up their own ass. The conservative parents think too highly of their children so they don't know they're smoking weed and shooting up heroin by the creek. The few people who aren't drinking Starbucks or shooting heroin need to band together and play dungeons and dragons. Most boys play sports and girls cheer.

Girl: i love cedarburg!
Boi: yeah, the drugs!
Girl: no, i mean starbuuuucks. and the drugs, yeah.

Cedarburg by Mistermana July 31, 2017

Cedarburg 

A small, well protected and Safe small town and tourist destination in southeastern Wisconsin that is full a diverse families that create a community with much to offer it's citizens, generally conservative , with an upper median income above average income levels of the surrounding area, home to strawberry fest and summer sounds and many other activities along with many historic buildings bars and restaurants .

Cedarburg a small quaint town

Cedarburg by Throttleman101 July 6, 2021

cedarburg high school 

school full of suburban rich white kids that dont like their town and pass their free time by starting drama with each other

person 1: do you go to cedarburg high school?

person 2: yea i hate it

person 1: wanna switch me in milwaukee?

person 2: hell no theres black people there

cedarburg high school by negro mcnuggets June 20, 2011

camp cedarbrook

The best place on earth. An all girls Christian camp. You can go for just one week up to the whole summer. There is even a 4 day week for people that are uncomfortable being gone so long. I have gone to mother/daughter weekends, been a camper, and i have even been a staff kid. Anyone in the right mind would love it. You stay in beautiful cabins with girls within a year of your age, and it rocks. I go every year. You learn so much about God. The best thing, though, is that as soon as you enter camp grounds, people are greeting and helping you. You make friends with so many nice girls. Its right in nature, so you smell the pine trees and feel the cool breeze off the clean, cool lake. In upstate NY, New England, and Philly. Also in other places, but i named the first i could think of. The one in NY is in the Adirondacks and is the best one. The counselors will always help, the people are nice, and there is too much awesome to describe. You just need to go there to really experience the full awesomeness. I will name all the good things about it that i can think of off hand: campers, environment, food, activities, counselors, games, tuck shop ( the camp store), the lake, the kayaks and canoes, the exposure, the climate, the area, the cabins, the tents, the buildings, the kindness, the fun, the cost, the ideas, the determination to keep things fresh and fun, the week themes, and everything else. You really just have to go there to experience it.

Meredith: Did you go to camp cedarbrook this year?
Sarah: yes i did! It was awesome!
Meredith: i know my activities were so fun! I went kayaking, did outdoor cooking over a fire, and horseback riding!
Sarah: I went hiking, did drama and performed a skit for the whole camp, and did swimming. I was gonna do crafts and fishing, but they were full. I also wanted to do wilderness exploration, but it was full too.
Meredith: yeah, camp is awesome, i made so.many friends!
Sarah: me too!

camp cedarbrook by higherthanshit June 29, 2012

cederburg 

I small town in the armpit of ozaukee county. This town is known for having at least 74 meaningless holidays to celerbrate everything from strawberrys to ice. The people from this town enjoy hording money, raping small animals, and shitting on anyone who isn't wealthy, or a douch. This town loves to pretend it is "historic". Calling its downtown the famous historic Cederburg, forgetting that for somthing to be historic it must first be important. And Cederburg's only achievement is that now the word shithole has some meaning.

Bill:hey this is really shitty yet the residents act like a bunch of rich jackasses

Joe: dude your in Cederburg

cederburg by papasmerf 69 March 4, 2011