Italian slang for a dangerous sex game in which the woman is the master and the man is the slave. The woman picks an object in the room and sticks it in the man's butt. Cérnita means selection in Italian language. In this case the selection is the one of the object picked by the woman. Be careful with Italian women saying "Ti faccio una cérnita", "I make you a selection".
Giovanna: "Ti faccio una cérnita stasera" - "I make you a cérnita tonight"
Marco: "No grazie, stasera preferisco andare al cinema con i miei amici" - "No thanks, tonight I'd rather go to the movies with my friends"
Pietro: "Ciao Marco, come stai?" - "Hi Marco, how are you doing?"
Marco: "Non molto bene. Ho difficoltà a camminare perchè Giovanna mi ha fatto una cérnita ieri sera" - "Not very well. I'm struggling to walk 'cause Giovanna made me a cérnita last night"
Marco: "No grazie, stasera preferisco andare al cinema con i miei amici" - "No thanks, tonight I'd rather go to the movies with my friends"
Pietro: "Ciao Marco, come stai?" - "Hi Marco, how are you doing?"
Marco: "Non molto bene. Ho difficoltà a camminare perchè Giovanna mi ha fatto una cérnita ieri sera" - "Not very well. I'm struggling to walk 'cause Giovanna made me a cérnita last night"
by VeryVeryWell January 16, 2011
Get the Cérnita mug.A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.
Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.
Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)
Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?
Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.
People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.
Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)
Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?
Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.
People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.
Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
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